"I had to twist the shower faucet two or three turns left or right to even begin to believe a source of water was connected to it.
Finally, after fearing that it might never shut off again, I climbed in and managed to get through my shower while using a safe crackers technique to dial in a suitable temperature.
Other than that my only other complaint was that there were no face cloths.
Everything else was top notch.
I did let them know about the faucet issue on my way out in the morning."